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Saved Your Privates
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No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
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Paddy long legs!
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Anagrammar!
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Signs you are a Canadian
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