Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...