Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...