Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...