The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...