Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...