Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...