Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!