Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...