Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Laughter Galore !!!
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...