Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...