OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
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Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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