What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...