Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...