Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...