snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...