19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...