Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...