Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...