I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.