Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...