The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...