Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...