Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...