Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...