So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...