Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...