My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Marriage quotes 11
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What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...