Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...