Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...