Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...