Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...