This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...