Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!