Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...