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Jay Leno Jokes!
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Where would you put an injured insect?
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Iraqi tv-guide
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What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
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The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
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No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...