Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...