Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...