The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....