One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...