If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...