What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75