A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...