What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...