Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...