Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...