A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...