A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
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Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Confucious say
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Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....