Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...