Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...