Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...