Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...